Acoustic Fucking Rock

We are The Vertebrates.  All we ask is that you buy our merchandise before listening to our music.  That is all. Thank you drive through.

News: 
5-19-13 - Wrote two new songs today "Andromeda" and "Far Enough" 

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WE HAVE SIX ALBUMS...

The Vertebrates: In Neutero (2013)

Track Listing: 

1. "In Love" (But Not With You)

2. "Get That Girl Back in Sunday School"

3. "Counting Blessings" 

4. "Eons" 

5. "FIscally F****ing Stupid" 

6. "No Sympathy For The Devil" 

7. "In Neutero" 

8. "Lacie, where are you?" 

9. "The Silences of You" 

10. "She's a Rainy Day" 

11. "In Rome" 

12. "Another One Aches" 

The Vertebrates: Genesis (2012)

Track Listing:

1. Late To Work 

2. Elevated

3. Rather Be Alone

4. Bitter 

5. Nobody Cares About the Truth Anymore

6.  Sunny Days are Gone  

7. All That Slivers 

8. Don't Wake Me Up

9. Insomnia 

10. In Neutero 

11. Vunerable 

12. Deliver Us From Eve 

The Vertebrates: In Cognito (2011)

Track Listing: 

1. "Pinky Promise Me You're Not A Serial Killer"

2. Tell Me A Dirty Secret" 

3. "Dude, where's my Lambo?"

4. "In Cognito" 

5. "Sexy Middle Finger" 

6. "The Good Kind of Hurt" 

7. "Knuckle Sandwhich" 

8. "Destruction: There's An App for That" 

9. "Punk Rock Poser" 

10. "Friends With Benefits" 

11. "The Atom Bomb" 

12. "Leaving Colleyville" 

The Vertebrates: When Nature Eats Man 
(2008)

Track Listing: 

1. "Clever"

2. "The Sylvia Plath Effect" 

3. "When Nature Eats Man" 

4. "Under the Bus" 

5. "Devastation" 

6. "Stigma" 

7. "Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy" 

8. "Lemmings" 

9. "Misanthropy" 

10. "The Magnum Opus" 

11. "That Woman" (You're Killing Me Smalls) 

12. "Dysphemism" 

The Vertebrates: Exodus
(2007)

Track Listing: 

1. Intro: "The Line Leader" (Unofficial B-Side)

2. "Thirteen Thorns" 

3. "One Millasecond Away from Love at First Sight" 

3. "Something Might Be Wrong" 

4. "Hypocrisy" 

5. "Forgetting You Again" 

6. "Sink The Sun" 

7. "Sweet Tradgedy" (Pathetic But True) 

8. "Lost" 

9. "Fallen Over" 

10. "Circles" 

11. "Destructive Criticism" 

12. "Outro: Last in Line" 

The Vertebrates: Victoria's Secretion (2006)

Track Listing: 

1. "Victoria's Secretion" 

2. "Wait" 

3. "In A Daze" 

4. "Semantics"

5. "Fiction"

6. "Circles" 

7. "Patience"

8. "Wasted"

9. "Dizzy" 

10. "You Deserve the Best" 

11. "She Don't Believe In Love" 

12. "Last Words"

COMING SOON...

COMING SOON:  

THE VERTEBRATES:
 "RINSE AND REPEAT"   

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Fun facts about The Vertebrates...


  • Charles Lee Ray  (which is a pseudonym) was derived from Ray Charles. It is also "Chucky's" name from the "Child's Play" movies. 
  • The Vertebrates have never played a single public performance.  
  • The Vertebrates have seven albums. 
  • The Vertebrates are animal and privacy advocates.   
  • The Vertebrates have origional songs hidden throughout the internet for those who like scavenger hunts.  
  • The Vertebrates don't do interviews, public appearances.